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23:47:52>> <@Boing> dicks can sleep?
23:48:03>> <+Sleeping_Dick> Yep.
23:48:16>> <+Sleeping_Dick> They are always sleeping until sex happens.
23:48:26>> <+Sleeping_Dick> Thats when they stand up and get hard.
23:48:54>> <+Sleeping_Dick> Then after they get very dizzy and shit, they puke up sperm, and fall asleep again.
23:49:10>> <&GamingG> not how it works

Submitted on: 2008-04-23 22:51:18 GMT, by Arbe
Credited to: #conspiracy